Cell Block Tango (Glee Cast Version)

And now, the six married murderesses of the Cook County Jail In their rendition of the cell block tango Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! He had it coming He had it coming He only had himself to blame If you'd a been there, if you'd a seen it I betcha you would've done the same Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! You how people have these little habits that getcha down Like, Bernie, Bernie he liked to chew gum No, not chew, pop! So I came home this one day and I'm really irritated And I'm looking for a little sympathy And there's Bernie, lying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewing No, not chewing, popping! So I said to him, I said you pop that gum one more time, and he did So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warnings shots Into his head He had it coming He had it coming He only had himself to blame If you'd a been there, if you'd a heard it I betcha you would've done the same I meet Ezechiel Young from Salt Lake City about two years And he told me he was single and we hit it off right away So we started living together He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, and we'd have dinner And then I found out single, he told me, single my butt Not only was he married, oh no, he had six wives One of those Mormans, you know So that night when he came home from work, I fixed him his as drink, as usual You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic He had it coming (Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero! Lipschitz!) He had it coming (Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero! Lipschitz!) He took a flower in its prime (Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero! Lipschitz!) And then he used it (pop!) and he abused it (six!) It was a murder, but not a crime (squish, uh uh, Cicero, lipschitz!) Now I'm standing in the kitchen, carving up the chicken for dinner, minding my own business In storms my husband Wilbert in a jealous rage You've been doing the milkman he says, he was crazy and he kept on screaming You've been doing the milkman And then he ran into my knife, he ran into my knife ten times The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum They had it coming (they had it coming) They had it coming (they had it coming) They had it coming (they had it coming) all along (all along) 'Cause if they used us ('cause if they used us) and they abused us (and they abused us) How could you tell us that we were wrong Could you tell us that we were wrong