The Thanksgiving Song

They wanna hear "The Thanksgiving Song" Alright This is uhh, this is "The Thanksgiving Song" I hope you enjoy it Love to eat turkey Love to eat turkey Oh, I love you! Love to eat turkey 'Cause it's good Love to eat turkey Like a good boy should 'Cause it's turkey to eat So good That clappin's messing my head up, man I appreciate it But I was trying to think of the next line and all I hear is clapping Here we go... Thanks anyways Turkey for me, turkey for you Let's eat the turkey in my big brown shoe Love to eat the turkey at the table I once saw a movie with Betty Grable Eat that turkey all night long 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong Turkey lurkey doo and turkey lurkey dap I eat that turkey, then I take a nap Thanksgiving is a special night Jimmy Walker used to say Dynomite, that's right Turkey with gravy and cranberry Can't believe the Mets traded Darryl Strawberry Turkey for you and turkey for me Can't believe Tyson gave that girl VD White meat, dark meat, you just can't lose I fell off my moped and I got a bruise Turkey in the oven and the buns in the toaster I'll never take down my Cheryl Tiegs poster Wrap the turkey up in aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate with baby oil Turkey and sweet potato pie Sammy Davis Jr. only had one eye Turkey for the girls and turkey for the boys My favorite kind of pants are corduroys Gobble-gobble-goo and gobble-gobble-gickel I wish turkey only cost a nickel Oh, I love turkey on Thanksgiving Happy Thanksgiving, everybody Oh, thank you