D Is for Dangerous

He knew what he wanted to say But he didn't know how to word it The dirty little Herbert was seeking an escape But the place was well-guarded The guiltiness that started Soon as the other part had stopped D is for delightful And try and keep your trousers on I think you should know you're his favourite worst nightmare D is for desperately tryin' to stimulate What it was that was alright three quarters of an hour ago That had led him to be in a position and every compromission And every other episode He's nearin' the brink but he thinks first The parallel universe perhaps could be the perfect scene He's nearin' the brink but he thinks first The parallel universe perhaps could be the perfect scene He's nearin' the brink but he thinks first The parallel universe perhaps could be the perfect scene He's nearin' the brink but he thinks first The parallel- I think you should know you're his favourite worst nightmare D is for delightful And try and keep your trousers on You should know you're his favourite worst nightmare