Buy Me a Boat

I ain't rich, but I damn sure wanna be Workin' like a dog all day ain't workin' for me I wish I had a rich uncle that'd kick the bucket And I was sittin' on a pile like Warren Buffett I know everybody says money can't buy happiness But it could buy me a boat It could buy me a truck to pull it It could buy me a Yeti 110 iced down with some silver bullets Yeah, and I know what they say, money can't buy everything Well, maybe so But it could buy me a boat They call me redneck, white trash and blue collar But I could change all that if I had a couple million dollars I keep hearing that money is the root of all evil And you can't fit a camel through the eye of a needle I'm sure that's probably true But it still sounds pretty cool 'Cause it could buy me a boat It could buy me a truck to pull it It could buy me a Yeti 110 iced down with some silver bullets Yeah, and I know what they say, money can't buy everything Well, maybe so But it could buy me a boat To float down on the water with a beer I hear the Powerball Lotto is sitting on a hundred mill... Well, that would buy me a brand new rod and reel And it could buy me a boat It could buy me a truck to pull it It could buy me a Yeti 110 iced down with some silver bullets Yeah, and I know what they say, money can't buy everything Well, maybe so But it could buy me a boat Yeah, and I know what they say, money can't buy everything Well, maybe so But it could buy me a boat Yeah, it could buy me a boat