Rockstar Sea Shanty

I'm through with standing in line to pubs I'll never get in It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win Life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be (tell me what you want) I want a huge sail that'll hold the squalls And a big black ship with some cannonballs Don't wanna join Davy Jones twenty thousand Leagues under the sea (so how you gonna do it?) I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame I'd even roll my bed and change my name, we... We all just wanna be big rockstars Live in hilltop houses driving 15 cars The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap We all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat And we'll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP's with the movie stars Every good gold digger is gonna wind up there Every Playboy Bunny with her bleached blonde hair And we'll hide out in the private rooms With the latest dictionary and today's who's who They'll get you anything with that evil smile Everybody's got a rum dealer on speed dial Hey, I wanna be a rockstar Gonna sing those songs that offend the censors Singing those songs that offend the censors Popping my pills from a Pez dispenser (rockstars don't do mornings) Get washed up sailors writing all our songs Get washed up sailors writing all our songs Lipsync them every night so I don't get them wrong We'll sing them dusk till morning, we We all just wanna be big rockstars Live in hilltop houses driving 15 cars The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat And we'll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP's with the movie stars Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there Every Playboy Bunny with her bleached blonde hair And we'll hide out in the private rooms With the latest dictionary and today's who's who They'll get you anything with that evil smile Everybody's got a rum dealer on speed dial Hey, I wanna be a rockstar Everybody's got a rum dealer on speed dial Hey, I wanna be a rockstar